Saturday, August 21, 2010

WONKY WING

I don’t think I was fully prepared for the challenges that I would face here on the farm. I had an idyllic vision of a life shared with animals of all sorts. I imagined gathering eggs every morning as I clucked along with the hens. I envisioned possibly milking a goat or cow (a very small cow). I even had thoughts of a few piglets who would all be as terrific, radiant and humble as Wilber in Charlotte’s Web. What I did not anticipate was acting as caretaker for a handicapped chicken.

I ordered my first batch of chicks from McMurray Hatchery. I carefully chose a mix of rare breeds who were proven to be good egg layers. I specified all females and placed my order, then anxiously awaited delivery. For those of you who have never ordered chickens by mail, let me tell you what the process is for receiving your day old baby chicks. You are given a delivery date, and very early on that date (like 4:30 a.m.) you get a call from your local post office. The person on the other end of the phone informs you that your chicks have arrived. You hurry to the post office to collect them and are met by a frazzled looking postal worker with a small box that is cheeping to beat the band. You take them to the car and open the box to see 25 chicks crammed very tightly together. It is vital that you keep them warm, so you hurry home with them and lovingly place them into whatever you are using as a brooding area. In our case it was a plastic wading pool with a heat lamp suspended overhead.

The chicks seemed very happy to be out of the box they came in and immediately begin to explore their new habitat.  We placed a small chicken waterer and a chick feeder into the wading pool. These are both designed to prevent the chicks from roosting on the edge and pooping into their food and water. They are moderately successful. You would be astounded at how much baby chicks can poop.

After a day or so the chicks were adapting well, all except one. This little chick seemed to have a problem with one wing. She held it a little awkwardly and couldn’t flap it like she could her other wing. We also noticed very quickly that she was at the bottom of the “pecking order”. She was the one who got picked on (or should I say pecked on) by the other chicks. She would fall over, could not get herself up due to the left wing problem, and the other chicks would pounce. She was obviously not able to hold her own in the flock, and we were advised to let nature take its course. Well, I couldn’t stand to watch the tragic way that she was being treated so I made her a little brooder all her own and lovingly cared for her. I watched over her, hand fed her, set her up right if she fell over, and watched her grow.  I named her Wonky Wing because, well, she had a wonky wing.

Chicks grow very quickly and within a week the chicks were all escaping from the wading pool. We put a chicken wire barrier around it to keep them in. By the end of three weeks it was time to move them outside to the chicken coop. Since we couldn’t keep Wonky Wing with the others we housed her in the dog kennel right outside our back door. We had an unused rabbit hutch that we outfitted for her to roost in at night. This was an ideal situation because I could keep a close eye on her and put her back on her feet when she fell over, which she often did. Mainly she would get excited and start flapping her wings. One wing would flap madly while the other caused her to lose her balance and down she’d go. Then she would flail around in the dirt trying to get up, to no avail. I tried to teach her how to right herself when she was down, but she could hardly ever do it. It became a regular thing for someone to holler “Wonky Wing is down!” and whoever was closest would set her upright.

One morning my oldest daughter, whose bedroom was closest to the dog pen said, “That chicken sounds like and elephant.” I asked her what she meant and she demonstrated the “Errrrr” that Wonky was making in the morning. After a few days it was “Errrr Errrr.” Then it was a full fledged “Errr Errr Er Er Errrr!” Damned if Wonky wasn’t a rooster. Are you seeing a pattern here? (See Duck sex change.) Luckily his name was unisex so we were good on that front.

Wonky continued to live in the dog pen for several months. The other chickens were free ranging so they would come and hang around outside the pen and taunt him with their freedom. It’s like he was grounded, permanently. Eventually we moved the rabbit hutch next to the chicken coop and built a fence around it so that he would be more a part of the flock.

Contrary to what you might think, roosters do not only crow at daybreak. That is when they begin, and they continue to crow throughout the day as the mood arises. Some find this annoying. I, however, found it to be quite reassuring. Every time I heard his joyful noise I knew that he was on his feet and announcing his pleasure to the world.


With winter coming on I had serious doubts about his ability to survive the cold. I was sure he would fall over and freeze to death before we realized he was down. We checked on him several times a day, giving him a lift as needed, and sure enough, he survived to see another spring. He lived through the summer, and one early autumn evening he was snatched from his enclosure by a predator. As heartbroken as I was to lose him, I felt a great satisfaction in the knowledge that we had helped him to overcome his handicap. He added a richness to life here on the farm that none of us will ever forget.